Do you like GoBLINS?! THESE ARE GOBLINS!!!! Do you wanna buy some goblins, but are annoyed with capitalism? Do you wanna support a small time artist who can't even afford the fees for an etsy store? Do you like STICKERS?!?!?!
Shopping for these is really simple! They each have a name. Look at the name for the one you want. Look at the complete lack of a "buy now" or an "add to cart" button. Remember the name. Maybe write it down on a sticky note.
Then, email me. Really.
Let me know how many you want, of which ones, where you would like them mailed, and what PayPal address you would like billed. They're all vinyl stickers, sized to fit in Magic card equipent, so are usually between 2.5 to 3 inches squarish. I will send you a confirmation email to make sure you get the right thing at the right price, and a PayPal request; then print out the stickers on the printer in the corner, cut them out, and have them sent to you with a nice, convenient, US mail forever stamp.
Goblin stickers are, at this time, $5 for a single, $20 for five, or $100 for 30. Feel free to ask about special retail pricing (I already have displays in two local-to-me stores!). Mix and match, or get them all the same. It's okay if you can't spell, or can't remember the exact name of the one you want, if you remember anything to pick it out with. There's a human person on the other end of this email, with a printer and a book of stamps. SHIPPING IS FREE IN THE US, AND ONLY $2 WORLDWIDE!!!! FOR ANY AMOUNT!!!!!! Repeat customers also have the option to pay with a personal check or cash! Your first order has a return address; send it back with payment for your next order, when you're ready. This does take slightly longer.
Name | Bio | Catchphrase/Caption | Just the Goblin! | Captioned |
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AAAAA | She screams a lot. | SCREAM LIKE YOU MEAN IT! | ||
Ace | He has five of them; do not trust him. | POKER? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER! | ||
Acorn | Just a cool old-lady goblin | LEAN ON ME | ||
Ball | He is too fat to walk, and must roll. | THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' | ||
Banana | Wait, this isn't a goblin... but they seem happy enough to be here! | BANANA FOR SCALE | ||
Barf | They're pretty quiet, but the soup is good. | Doing SOUPer | ||
Berrie | She likes milk and the color pink ;) | Sweet Jugs! | ||
Blossom | The keeper of the possums! | EVERYONE DESERVES POCKETS | ||
Brain | If you're not the smartest person in the room, you need a bigger head. | BEWARE THE MIND GOBLIN | ||
Braveheart | Another sneaky kobold... looks like this one is leaving. | BE KOBOLD IN THE FACE OF DANGER | ||
Brendan | Don't think too hard about this one. | YOUR ANXIETY IS LYING TO YOU | ||
Bridgette | A fancy little goblin princess, here to prove that, with training, goblins can be neat and pretty and point both eyes in the same direction. | Be Your Own Princess | ||
Bunny | They like bunnies. | HAPPY EASTER! | ||
Bunting | A classic swamp goblin, bearing gifts and friends. | FROGS AND CRANBERRIES it must be fall |
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Buttercup | There is a shortage of perfect quotes in this world. It would be a shame to not put goblins on them. | Rodens of Unusual Size? I Don't Think They Exist | ||
Butternut | She's lost a few teeth, but can still do an awesome wheelie. | KEEP ON ROLLING | ||
Candle | Hey, popping out of cakes at certain events pays the bills. | HAPPY BIRTHDAY! | ||
Caroline | They might be lost, but have found a friendly looking cube to be lost with. | THE CAKE IS A LIE | ||
Casey | Just another dice goblin! | DICE IS NICE | ||
Cherries | A jolly sailor and pie enthusiast | A PIE-RAT'S LIFE FOR ME | ||
Chrysanthemum | A grim-faced but very effective vampire hunter and part-time edgelord | PERFECT MAKEUP PERFECT MOOD PERFECT DAY |
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Clover | Someone took a little tumble. | MUCHAS GRASSY ASS | ||
Davy | All dressed up, but they have nowhere to go. | I wanna be your personal penguin | ||
Dawn | Y'all remember that video of a raccoon trying to wash cotton candy? | DRY CLEAN ONLY | ||
Dennis | Kilroy was here | DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO | ||
DJ Bongo | "imma need more DJ Bongo lore and content asap" - a friend |
HAVE PRIDE IN YOURSELF | ||
Edgar | He was hired for promotional purposes, but still looks pretty cool. You don't have to order the one with the email; it's here for archival purposes. | just the shipping email, see the top of the page | ||
Eevee | Is the goblin named after the dog, or the dog named after the goblin? Do dogs usually have leaves or lightning? | you have AMAZING POTENTIAL |
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Fidough | Just a goblin and a weird dog playing frisbee | JUST DOUGH IT! | ||
Fluffy | Hey! How come goblins don't have leash laws? What do you mean the leash laws are fake? | Havin' a RUFF DAY | ||
The Gang | WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS! | SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG | ||
Hogtied | Just a simple country goblin, with a love of chicken both fluffy and fried | CHICK MAGNET | ||
Kellan | Anyway, here's Wonderwall | LIFE IS SHORT TAKE THE TRIP BUY THE SHOES EAT THE CAKE SLEEP WITH THE GUITAR PLAYER |
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Kermit | Someday, we'll find it... the rainbow connection... | It's Not Easy Being Green | ||
Laurel | She's doing her best, but girls are pretty and also terrifying. | I'm actually a USELESS LESBIAN |
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Maple | She'd wear UGG boots if goblins could wear shoes. Basic as it gets. | Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice | ||
Marguerite | She's gotta hold that lamp post up, the way the whole world is swaying. Wait, what's in that glass? | Liquor? I hardly know 'er! | ||
Mikki | A precious little doodlebug, with company | Draw Me Like one of your FUNKY CRITTERS | ||
Mimic-You | A pair of funky little creatures, here to show off their weird dog outfits | BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE | ||
Miso and Mochi | We're not sure which is which... and they're not sure either, anymore. Just happy to be together :) | you make MISO happy | ||
Moog | Moog is actually the cat. We're not sure who that is hugging her, but hope they feel better for it. | EMBRACE THE VOID | ||
Myst | Ask about the secret, longer, more accurate to source quote print version, not pictured for readability. | WHO WILL FIND MY BOOK? | ||
Pancake | Bless your heart, you're so sweet! | Roses are Red & Violets are Purple Sugar is Sweet And So's Maple Syrple |
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Parental Polycule of Squash | Acorn, Butternut, and Zucchini doing their triad thing to be as helpful as possible to anyone who needs that parental support | YOUR GOBLIN PARENTS BELIEVE IN YOU | ||
Peas | A messy little chef, if you peas. | DO YOU PEA SOUP? | ||
Pecan | That's quite a sack... | DRAGON DEEZ NUTZ | ||
Pony | How do you get that bow-legged when your horse is that thin? Is Pony okay? | STICK EM UP! | ||
Posey | Spring is sprung, and the bees are a-buzz | Beauty is in the eye of the BEE-HOLDER | ||
Prism | Another self-promo goblin special, like Edgar. Feel free to ignore the captioned version, it's just here to balance the table. | Creator's instagram handle: @jackverdis | ||
Quinn | A sleepy little goblin, and their Australian Outback murderer (by cuteness, of course) | Not Dead, Just Ugly And Tired. Please let me sleep! | ||
Scorpion | Punk's not dead yet, just wearing fishnets and doing her best. | The doors are locked and theres no escape.... Hit It | ||
Singe | BURN! BURN IT ALL DOWN! By the way, I'm sorry, Jade. I hope you still love the goblin. | BURN BRIGHT | ||
Tiedhog | What if our friend Hogtied, with the chickens, had a nice strong girlfriend to help out with the roosters? | NICE COCK | ||
Tootie | She may be dead, but the whispers in the wind still carry the sound of her pipes through the flowers on her grave. | TOOT YOUR TRUTH | ||
Walnut | Hey, hamsters do it all the time. | GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS | ||
Wilson and Speckles | Plenty of people have heard of babies being stolen and replaced with goblins... but some confused fairy tried to trade a goblin for a goblin, and now Wilson and his pet fairy dragon Speckles are off to find and confront the imposter left behind. | Be PAWSitive! | ||
Zucchini | Goblin dads are already the best, but Zucchini goes the extra mile, even with the walker. | YOU HAVE SUPPORT |
This website is very much under construction. I am learning to code as I go, and there are a great many things that will appear here, in time. Stay posted. And thank you for your visit to AvantGoblin!