Give Me the Merch!

So, there isn't really a traditional shop here. Sorry. I'm still working on the Java skills to get a responsive shopping cart system, and this seems like an important thing to get right before publishing. It's not the end of the world, it's just a little more old fashioned.

Don't worry, though. Shopping for this stuff is super easy. Pick out what you want from the galleries, and email me about it. There's a live human person back here who can read and communicate, and I'll send a PayPal invoice after we get the order settled. It will then be produced on demand, usually from the laserjet printer in the corner, cut to size, packaged, and mailed using regular stamps from the post office. No drop shipping, no third party services, no robot middlemen, human quality control.

verdisjack@gmail.com

(or, you know, anything to be found on the Links Page )




Prices are, for the moment, not set in stone, and available on a pay-what-you-want scale for online orders. Listed below are some of the merch ideas, minimum pricing to actually cover cost of materials (I may be bad at running a business, but this isn't a charity, either), or recommended pricing (which is what can be seen in local stores and craft faires). Negotiations or new merch ideas are always welcome.




Digital Files

There is no minimum price. Just be respectful both with donation level and with intellectual content. Must be a real person who is capable of making contact to recieve things less the watermark.




Stickers!!!!!!!




Holiday Cards!




Coloring Books!




Fancy Merch!




Goblin Treasure Jars




Become a Goblin!






Travelers Beware! within this place lies no ads, full accessibility, and many goblins.  Image printed on a ragged piece of parchment.

Back to the Main Page, printed on a wooden signpost that has been stolen by two goblins.  The goblins are running and smiling, with ill-fitting and stolen clothing; a yellow and green striped polo, orange scarf, and blue boxers on the left goblin, and a pink jacket, blue training bra, and red boxers on the right goblin.

copyright whatever bloody year it is, created 2024