Give Me the Merch!

So, there isn't really a traditional shop here. Sorry. I don't really have the uhhhhhhh, time, money, or trust in capitalism to have a real shop with actual carts and card inputs and shippng details. It's not the end of the world, it's just a little more old fashioned.

Don't worry, though. Shopping for this stuff is super easy. Pick out what you want from the galleries, and email me about it. There's a live human person back here who can read and communicate, and I'll send a PayPal invoice after we get the order settled. It will then be produced on demand, usually from the laserjet printer in the corner, cut to size, packaged, and mailed using regular stamps from the post office. No drop shipping, no third party services, no robot middlemen, human quality control.

verdisjack@gmail.com

(or, you know, anything to be found on the Links Page )

Prices are, for the moment, not set in stone, and available on a pay-what-you-want scale for online orders. Listed below are some of the merch ideas, minimum pricing to actually cover cost of materials (I may be bad at running a business, but this isn't a charity, either), or recommended pricing (which is what can be seen in local stores and craft faires). Negotiations or new merch ideas are always welcome.

Digital Files

There is no minimum price. Just be respectful both with donation level and with intellectual content. Must be a real person who is capable of making contact to recieve things less the watermark.

Stickers!!!!!!!

• Minimum $1 each
• Recommended $5 each or 4 for $20
• High-quality matte vinyl that is perfectly sturdy enough to survive the dishwasher and reasonable everyday use
• Any design available in the captioned sticker designs or plain sticker designs
• Free shipping to the US! $2 shipping worldwide

Coloring Books!

• Minimum $5 each
• Recommended $15 per book
• 20 4x4 in single design pages on a single binder ring for easy flipping
• Or 40 designs, six to a page, in a colored folder
• Designs are from the coloring pages gallery and can be customized or picked by me
• All printed single-sided on high-quality matte cardstock, and should withstand even the most determined markers without bleeding through.
• Also free shipping to the US, $2 shipping worldwide

Fancy Merch!

• Minimum is market price of item plus cost of stickers and package shipping
• It's not so much real merch as it is getting a water bottle, cup, plate, notebook, box, or whatever strikes your fancy ordered to me and pre-goblined with a guaranteed centered, straight, no-bubbles sticker application
• as many or as few stickers added as you like
• I guess this is drop shipped in a way? It's at least stickered on demand by a human person, same as the printed on demand stickers and coloring books.
• Can't decide? Request a "goblin horde item" in the form of a random thrift store find with artist-choice stickers applied, for only the price of shipping

Become a Goblin!

• Or a troll, or a gnome, or a kobold. Your choice.
• This is a commission and comes with a digital copy plus a dozen stickers and six coloring pages of the commissioned design(s)
• $10 per character, up to four characters on a single design
• Requires a reference photo for character, pose, and outfit (these can all be different photos), recommended to add a caption as well
• Get added to the sticker gallery! Become part of the AvantGoblin family horde!

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