Welcome to the AvantGoblin Sticker Gallery!

Do you like GoBLINS?! THESE ARE GOBLINS!!!! Do you wanna buy some goblins, but are annoyed with capitalism? Do you wanna support a small time artist who can't even afford the fees for an etsy store? Do you like STICKERS?!?!?!

Shopping for these is really simple! They each have a catchphrase. Look at the quote for the one you want. Look at the complete lack of a "buy now" or an "add to cart" button. Remember the line. Maybe write it down on a sticky note.

Then, email me. Really.

verdisjack@gmail.com

Let me know how many you want, of which ones, where you would like them mailed, and what PayPal address you would like billed. Everything currently available is vinyl stickers, sized to fit in Magic card equipent, so are usually between 2.5 to 3 inches squarish. I will send you a confirmation email to make sure you get the right thing at the right price, and a PayPal request; then print out the stickers on the printer in the corner, cut them out, and have them sent to you with a nice, convenient, US mail forever stamp.

Goblin stickers are, at this time, $3 for a single, or $10 for four. (Prices have dropped due to ongoing market research feedback) Mix and match, or get them all the same. It's okay if you can't spell, or can't remember the exact name of the one you want, if you remember anything to pick it out with. There's a human person on the other end of this email, with a printer and a book of stamps. SHIPPING IS FREE IN THE US, AND ONLY $2 WORLDWIDE!!!! FOR ANY AMOUNT!!!!!! Repeat customers also have the option to pay with a personal check or cash! Your first order has a return address; send it back with payment for your next order, when you're ready. This does take slightly longer.

Behold, the goblin gathering!

These are also available without the captions on, but are easier to sort and identify with them.




a goblin wearing a purple dress and holding a chameleon, with the phrase 'BAREFOOT AND LIZARD TOUCHIN' captioned on a goblin holding a map upside-down, with the phrase 'All who wander are not lost/but I sure the heck am' captioned on a curvy goblin, seated, with a slice of red velvet cake and the phrase 'Goblin Dis Cake!' captioned on a posing, curvy goblin from behind with the phrase 'Skidap Badap' captioned on a fabulously genderfluid goblin with the phrase 'Gender?  I hardly know er!' captioned on a screaming goblin with 'SCREAM LIKE YOU MEAN IT' captioned on. An old goblin with an ace pride sweater and a loaded hand of cards, 'Poker?  I hardly know 'er!' captioned on. an old lady goblin with a cane and an incredible hat, and 'LEAN ON ME' captioned on. the fattest possible goblin, upside-down because he cannot walk, with 'THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' captioned on. a yellow kobold with bananas and 'BANANA FOR SCALE' captioned on. a smiling goblin, growing mushrooms and holding a bowl of soup, with 'Doing SOUPer' captioned on. A goblin with two jugs of strawberry milk and a red dress, with 'Sweet Jugs!' captioned on. a goblin wearing a purple hoodie full of possums, with 'EVERYONE DESERVES POCKETS' captioned on. a goblin with a large head, chewing on a bone, with 'BEWARE THE MIND GOBLIN' captioned on. a screaming kobold with a stick and 'BE KOBOLD IN THE FACE OF DANGER' captioned on. a nervous goblin with a broken-hearted ghost, and 'YOUR ANXIETY IS LYING TO YOU' captioned on. a fancy princess goblin with 'Be Your Own Princess' captioned on. a goblin in a basket, with bunnies, and 'HAPPY EASTER!' captioned on. a goblin, holding two frogs and a bag of red berries, with 'FROGS AND CRANBERRIES it must be fall' captioned on. a goblin in a red dress, facing a capybara in black, with 'Rodents of Unusual Size?  I Don't Think They Exist' captioned on. a goblin in a wheelchair, having an amazing time, with 'KEEP ON ROLLING' captioned on. a goblin popping out of a cake, with 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' captioned on. a goblin peering through an infinite Portal, with 'THE CAKE IS A LIE' captioned on. a goblin reaching for dice, with 'DICE IS NICE' captioned on. A pirate goblin, holding a pie with a rat in it, with 'A PIE-RAT'S LIFE FOR ME' captioned on. a grim goblin wearing a shredded outfit and incredible eyeliner, with 'PERFECT MAKEUP, PERFECT MOOD, PERFECT DAY' captioned on. a goblin, upside-down, with grass and weeds on top, 'MUCHAS GRASSY ASS' captioned on. a goblin and a penguin, hanging out and being cool, with 'I wanna be your personal penguin' captioned on. a goblin and a raccoon sharing cotton candy, with 'DRY CLEAN ONLY' captioned on. a robotic goblin with an evil look, and 'DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO' captioned on. a goblin wearing cool shades and a rainbow of bongos, with 'HAVE PRIDE IN YOURSELF' captioned on. a goblin juggling stones, and an eevee watching, with 'YOU HAVE AMAZING POTENTIAL' captioned on. a goblin and a fidough chasing a frisbee, with 'JUST DOUGH IT' captioned on. a mildly annoyed kobold with a collar, and 'HAVIN A RUFF DAY' captioned on. two goblins with wizard robes and rapper chains, and 'SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG' captioned on. A derpy goblin with a chicken and several chicks, and 'CHICK MAGNET captioned on. a goblin with a guitar, chilling and strumming, with 'LIFE IS SHORT.  TAKE THE TRIP, BUY THE SHOES, EAT THE CAKE, SLEEP WITH THE GUITAR PLAYER' captioned on. a goblin on a log, playing the banjo left-handed, with 'It's Not Easy Being Green' captioned on. a goblin holding a bouquet, sporting a stupid but happy expression, with 'I'm actually a USELESS LESBIAN' captioned on. a goblin holding a latte, leaning on a pumpkin, with 'Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice' captioned on. a goblin with a margarita, leaning on a lamp post, with 'Liquor?  I hardly know 'er!' captioned on. a doodling goblin and an echidna, with 'Draw Me Like One of Your Funky Critters' captioned on. a goblin and a mimikyu dressed alike, with 'BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE' captioned on. a goblin and a kobold, sharing soup, with 'You Make MISO Happy' captioned on. a goblin hugging a black cat, with 'EMBRACE THE VOID' captioned on. a goblin and a very magical book falling into a starry fissure, with 'WHO WILL FIND MY BOOK?' captioned on. a goblin and a very magical book falling into a starry fissure, with 'I knew from the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned' captioned on. a goblin holding a big stack of pancakes, with 'Roses are Red and Violets are Purple, Sugar is Sweet and So's Maple Syrple' captioned on. Three goblins with mobility aids making a heart with all their hands; 'YOUR GOBLIN PARENTS BELIEVE IN YOU' captioned on. a chef goblin dropping peas into a pot, with 'DO YOU PEA SOUP?' captioned on. a kobold dragging a bag of mixed nuts, with 'DRAGON DEEZ NUTS' captioned on. a cowboy goblin with a stick pony and 'STICK EM UP!' captioned on. a goblin in a pink dress with hands full of bees, with 'Beauty is in the eye of the BEE-HOLDER' captioned on. a sleepy australian goblin with a quokka, and 'Not Dead, Just Ugly and Tired' captioned on. a rockstar goblin in a leather dress and fishnets, with 'The doors are locked and there's no escape... HIT IT' captioned on. a goblin smiling maniacally and holding up fire in her bare fists, with 'BURN BRIGHT' captioned on. a rooster and a goblin, with 'NICE COCK' captioned on. a ghostly goblin with pan-pipes and roses, and 'TOOT YOUR TRUTH' captioned on. a goblin, holding nuts, mouth full of more nuts, with 'GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS' captioned on. a goblin walking beside a fairy dragon, with 'Be PAWSitive!' captioned on. an old man goblin with a walker and 'YOU HAVE SUPPORT' captioned on.


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