Coastal Cookery

Originally written by the Cassina Garden Club; First Edition, 1937

Editor's Note: Found on a high shelf in an Edisto bookstore in the off season, handwritten. The version shown here has therefore been borrowed and edited by goblins, illustrated as such. For a more faithful version with the original illustrations, please consider supporting the friends over at Cassina Garden Club who have the real version for actual sale. For participating in a fun project of being able to carry our matriarchy's recipes into the future in a manner our children can understand, or for just hanging out with the little fantasy creature margin doodles, feel free to stay here and hang around.

Further Editor's Notes: So far, this is only the crab section of the book. More will be added, and the pages indexed. Stay tuned.

Edited and Adapted by Jack Verdis
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Preparation of Crabs

For the purpose of this section, assume Carolina coast blue crabs. These crabs can be caught fresh in all seasons, in coastal waters or in shallows on the beach.

To cook crabs, drop them alive into boiling salted water. Cook for about a half hour, and lift out of the water to cool.

To pick crabs; break off the backs, claws, and flippers. Remove entrails and discard. Hack the main part of the crab all the way out and break in half. Pick out all the white meat, being careful to remove all of the membrane. Crack the claws and pick out the meat. The body of the crab has white meat, and the claws dark meat. Both are delicious. The shell back can be kept and used to stuff later.

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Crabs, Beach Style

Boil crabs in salted water until pink. Remove backs and claws, and set aside. Remove entrails and discard.

In a deep pan, put a half pound of butter and let it melt.  Drop in the main body of the crabs, cover, and steam for half an hour. Take out the crabs and place them on a large platter, surrounded by the previously set aside claws.  Put a large pan, bag, or bin on the table for collecting shells and membranes, and let everyone pick their own meat.

Recommended to be served with crackers, pickles, celery, and a cold bottle of beer.

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Crab Cakes

Soak bread crumbs in milk until soft.  Add all other ingredients in no particular order, and mix well.

Drop by generous spoonfulls into a very hot, greased skillet or frying pan.  Brown on both sides and serve hot with sliced lemon.

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Crab Souffle

Mix together all ingredients not set aside, and place in a greased baking dish.  Top with the set aside bits of butter and bread crumbs.  Bake at 300 F for about half an hour, or until brown.  Serve immediately.

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Crab Croquettes

Cream sauce:

Melt the garlic and butter together in a pan, but do not brown.  Stir in the cornstarch until no white is visible.  Pour in the milk, and stir until sauce is boiling and thickened.  Take off heat.  Then, mix together:

(actual croquettes)

Place this mixture in the refrigerator for at least two hours.  It is a perfectly edible seafood salad in this form, or can be rolled into balls, covered with egg and breadcrumbs, and deep fried.

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Baked Crabs

Mix together all ingredients; consistency should be soft but not juicy.  Stuff into the crab-back shells and place in the oven at 350 F for 15-20 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean and the tops are browned.

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Savory Deviled Crabs

Mix all ingredients besides the garnish together, and stuff into the crab back shells.  Sprinkle with crushed corn flakes and butter.  Bake at 375 F until brown, and serve hot.

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Deviled Crabs with Cream Sauce

Sauce:

Melt but do not brown the butter.   Mix in flour until smooth, then cream, eggs, and seasonings.  Stir often, boil until thick, and allow to cool.

Filling:

Mix all ingredients except garnish together.  Stuff into crab shells, top with butter and bread crumbs, and bake at 350 F until brown or deep fry until crispy.

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Deviled Crabs

Combine all ingredients except garnish and stuff into crab shells.  Top with bread grumbs and bake at 375 for half an hour or until browned and cooked through.

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Deviled Crabs

(again..... it's like these things are made of devils)

Boil potatoes until soft.  Mash them with butter, canned cream, and seasoning.  Fold in crab meat and onions.  Stuff into crab shells, garnish with crushed crackers, and bake at 375 F for about 20 minutes until browned and cooked through.

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Crabmeat Spaghetti Ring

Prepare noodles according to package instructions.  Add all ingredients together in a greased ring pan or 9 inch cake pan.  Bake at 325 F for an hour, and re-plate on a platter.  Optionally, garnish with a cream sauce, and serve hot.

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Crab Pie

Mix all ingredients, aside from garnish, well, and put into a greased baking dish.  Top with crushed crackers, and bake at 325 F until brown on top and cooked through (when a toothpick through the middle comes out clean)

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Crab and Cheese Delight

Lightly saute the bell pepper in the butter.  Into the pan, still on the heat, very slowly add each ingredient in listed order, making sure each is well combined and melted in.

Serve on toast or in crab shells.

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Crab Casserole

Cream sauce:

Melt but do not brown the butter.  Mix in the cornstarch.  Slowly add the milk, and bring back to a boil.  Cook until thickened, and set aside.

Actual casserole:

Boil half the cabbage for ten minutes in salted water, and drain.  Combine boiled and new cabbage and all ingredients besides garnish into a greased baking dish.  Top with cracker crumbs and butter.  Bake at 350 F for long enough to melt and brown the cheese.

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Crab Soup

Melt butter in a pan.  Add flour and stir well until combined.  Add milk and cream, stirring constantly, heating back to a boil and keeping it there until thickened.  Add crab meat and celery, seasoning to taste.

Serve with two thin slices each of lemon and egg per bowl.

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Crab Gumbo

Fry bacon until crisp, and set aside.  Saute the onions and okra in the grease from the bacon until tender.  Drain and add to pan the corn, lima beans, and diced tomatoes, cook until hot, and add the tomato sauce.  Add crab meat last, and heat only enough to bring the crab up to temp.

Serve generously

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Crabmeat Gelatin Salad

Dissolve jello in package-recommended amount of hot water.  Add seasonings and combine well, then fold in crab and celery.  Pour into fancy jello mold and chill until set.  Present on lettuce leaves with Duke's mayo; serves about 8.

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Crabmeat and Pineapple Salad

Dissolve gelatin into grapefruit juice over a low heat.  Take off heat and add one at a time and combine, in order; vinegar, salt, mayo, crab, fruit.  Pour into a greased decorative mold and chill until set.  Serve on lettuce, with Thousand Island dressing.