Meet The Goblins!




The Meatball Family




a sticker of the fattest possible goblin, upside-down because he cannot walk

Ball is considered to be the fattest possible goblin. He is spherical, and usually rolls rather than walking, or else can be found deep in the couch. His favorite things are buffets and cushions, closely followed by hanging out with friends. Ball's words of wisdom to share are pictured in sticker form as "they see me rolling", and in print form; "the keys to success are probably somewhere in the couch cushions - I'll keep looking."

"The keys to success are probably in the couch cushions somewhere (I'll keep looking)" printed over an extraordinarily fat goblin sitting in a blue overstuffed recliner, holding a TV remote. a sticker of the fattest possible goblin, upside-down because he cannot walk, with "THEY SEE ME ROLLIN" captioned on.

Ball's usual haunt is around the local Diner-Saur, chilling with friends and inventing new and terrifying sandwich combos.

A stegosaurus being used as a diner by a pack of goblins and friends. Details later. Ball, the purpose of this article, is tucked into the curve of its tail, with a large sandwich and fries combo on his stomach.



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a fat red creature with horns and a lot of teeth, sitting quietly.

We're not actually sure what Meatball is. Their original name was simply "Meat".




a fat red creature with horns and a lot of teeth, standing proudly with a plate of fancy meatballs and an apron. a fat red creature with horns and a lot of teeth, smiling and walking off to the left. a fat red creature with horns, rear view, having a bath in a green sandcastle bucket.

Either way, they waltzed into the Diner-Saur one day to try and find a job as a meatball artist. Interviews are still ongoing, but Ball was smitten, and proposed as fast as a ring could be acquired - about five minutes later, using a Blue Raspberry Ring Pop from the vending machine.




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Ball and Meat, at the altar. Ball has been mostly fitted with a jacket and a top hat, and is standing on the left. Meatball is on the right with a wide smile, a lace-edged gown, flower crown, and bouquet.

Ball and Meatball were married within the week, with Meatball taking their new name in delight. A large meatball-menu reception was had with many friends, and the pair are said to be working on a recipe for meatball soup. The planned names for the children are Ketchup, Tabasco, and Worcestershire; "Kep, Tabi, and Chester for short".