Talk Like a Goblin!

A list of some vocabulary terms that may come in handy when working with goblins

Chicken

• Noun
• Plural: chickens
• Anything with feathers. Chicken, duck, goose, small bird, feather duster, uniform plume.
• "Ooo, chicken dinner!" (looking at a duck)
• "Nice chicken!" (making conversation with a soldier with a fancy plume, on guard)
• "THE CHICKENS ARE SWARMING!" (running in terror from a flock of cassowaries)

Chunks

• a thing which has been altered to now be smaller bits of itself. This can be from cutting a vegetable, post-violence or decomposition of just about anything, or an object breaking or ripping.


• Noun (Chunks)
• "Hand me those chunks" (of squash, diced for soup)
• "Don't touch that chunk, it's probably haunted" (inspecting a severed hand from a safe distance)


• Verb (chunk, to chunk)
• "Take this squash and chunk it!"
• "Oh, that guy so got chunked" (while looking at a scattered skeleton)


• Adjective (Chunked)
• "Hand me that chunked squash!" (for soup)
• "Yeah, chunked Bob. Not a pretty sight." (referring to a friend who was exploded)

Crunchy

• Noun
• Plural: Crunchies
• a thing which occurs in nature, typically small enough to lift and of a crunchy texture. This includes acorns, pine cones, sticks, fallen leaves, rocks, etc. Not necessarily edible, but can be.
• "Look at all these crunchies!" (while walking through the forest admiring the leaves)
• "Are you gonna eat that last crunchy?" (referring to a forgotten acorn among snacks)

Dinner

• Noun
• Plural: a lot of Dinner
• Things that swim. Anything that swims. Fish, crabs, gators, krakens, ducks. Some seaweed that makes wiggly motions when underwater.
• "Ooo, chicken dinner!" (looking at a duck)
• "THIS DINNER WANTS TO EAT ME!" (while running from a crab)
• "That's a lot of dinner" (looking at a well-stocked aquarium tank)

Explode

• Verb
• To explode is to cease to be, typically in a dramatic fashion, but not always. Sometimes the thing that ceases to be is a state of being, more so than a living being.
• "Yeah, that soup just exploded!" (a lot of soup was eaten in a short time)
• "Oh, Cactus exploded their gender last week. I think they're a them now."
• "It just exploded!" (goblin caught in the wreckage of a Thing, which has clearly exploded)

Juice

• Liquid of any variety, usually thin liquid. This includes milk, rain, pond water, kool aid, blood...


• Noun (juice)
• "And then we add the juice..." (making soup)
• "Drink your moo juice!" (to a child with a glass of milk)


• Adjective (Juicy)
• "sky's juicy tonight" (it's raining hard)
• "why are you juicy?" (someone is very wet)


• Verb (Juiced, to juice)
• "and then she totally juiced him" (threw water on a problematic guest)