POMS

Issue #2: The Menace In Our Homes





"POMS/Issue 2", an image of a mysterious fluffy creature with sparkly eyes, small feeties, a tail, and kitty ears - but it's subdivided, and the one on the right has fire behind it and an evil grin with fangs. Subtitled "The MENACE In Our Homes"
"ONCE THOUGHT STERILE". A pom in a beaker. A pom with three eyes and two mouths; Janus style. "Mitosis?" A divider made of poms with nothing but eyes and fluff; six of them. "FANG MORPHS!", with a fanged pom. A graduated cylinder full of eyeballs. "HIGHLY UNSTABLE" and "MUTATIONS" with a centipede pom, and one with a forked tongue. "Mutating from Diet and Environment", "Smaller than you think", "...THEY LIVE IN THE WALLS...", "COULD LOOK LIKE ANYTHING" scattered around a spiderweb and several buggy-looking things with similar sparkly Pom eyes. One actual beetle, with a small note "is this a pom?".
"OBLIGATE" with the left half of a legally distinct Furby and the head half of a plausibly human skeleton. "CARNIVORES", with the right half of a legally distinct Furby and the pelvis half of a plausibly human skeleton.
"DUPLICATING OUT OF CONTROL", centered on a page of pom-based mitosis diagrams. "NEAR INDESTRUCTIBLE" centered near the bottom. Across the page is a pom in a fish tank, a pom on fire, a pom under a cinder block, a pom in a blender, and a pom plugged into a light socket and glowing; they all look happy and alive. There are many crossed out words, also. "Fire", "peanuts," "TNT (with a circled parenthetical NOT THIS ONE!!!!", "soup?", "banana", "fish", "squash and stretch", "brick," "blender", and "socket". "cannibals" is not crossed out.
A poem, illustrated with nothing but eerily cute eyeballs: "They look at you in the DARK OF NIGHT/They look at you in the BROAD DAYLIGHT/they look at you most EVERYWHERE/ALIEN EYES/at you they stare". At the bottom is a smallish ad for this website.

Originally distributed in 8-page single-sheet home printer format, for free.



Did you see the first one?