POMS

Issue #1: Your Brand New Best Friend





"POMS/Issue 1", an image of a mysterious fluffy creature with sparkly eyes, small feeties, a tail, bunny ears, and a unicorn horn. Subtitled "Your Brand New Best Friend"
"Our Loveable Designer Friends" with four of the creatures with differing features, all sharing the sparkly eyes and compact body design. At the bottom is an asterisk note, much smaller, "Meat Only Dietary Needs". "Affordable Basic Models" title. "Banana for scale!", with a pom-pom looking creature sitting with some fruit. "from teaspoon small to OTTOMAN LARGE" in artsy fonts, with illustrated creature in a teacup and creature next to an armchair, sized as described.
"DOZENS OF", with a four-by-four grid of mixed and matched Pom creatures. "MORPHS", to finish the sentence from the prior page, with another four-by-four grid of different mixed and matched assorted Pom creatures.
a mixed-font artsy brick of text reading "Loyal/Adorable/Lovable/Sweet/Magical/Customizable/Soft" repeated above and below another single Pom that is a legally distinct Furby. "AWARE OF POMS" header, with five assorted increasingly strange poms, and "pls touch poms" smaller at the bottom of the page.
"ADOPT TODAY" written large. Three final poms with a heart. Then a blocky small-text disclaimer reading "obligate carnivores/wizard created/limited ethical testing/do not consume whole or in parts/98.6% likely to not explode under regulated conditions/do not provide habitation shared with dogs, dragons, dingos, or any other creatures beginning with D/warranty limited/void if prohibited in kingdom/no returns". At the very bottom is a very large ad for this website.

Originally distributed in 8-page single-sheet home printer format, for free.



Check out the second volume as well!