Talk Like a Goblin!

A list of some vocabulary terms that may come in handy when working with goblins. These are not in any way required to be able to understand the other works posted here; this is a self-contained writing project.


Banana

Most fruit, espectially the kinds that need to be peeled. Or anything yellow.


Chicken

Anything with feathers. Chicken, duck, goose, small bird, feather duster, uniform plume.


Chunks

A thing which has been altered to now be smaller bits of itself. This can be from cutting a vegetable, post-violence or decomposition of just about anything, or an object breaking or ripping.


Crunchy

A thing which occurs in nature, typically small enough to lift and of a crunchy texture. This includes acorns, pine cones, sticks, fallen leaves, rocks, etc. Not necessarily edible, but can be.


Dinner

Things that swim. Anything that swims. Fish, crabs, gators, krakens, ducks. Some seaweed that makes wiggly motions when underwater.


Explode

To explode is to cease to be, typically in a dramatic fashion, but not always. Sometimes the thing that ceases to be is a state of being, more so than a living being.


Juice

Liquid of any variety, usually thin liquid. This includes milk, rain, pond water, kool aid, blood...


Slime

Much like juice, but thicker, and often stickier. Includes honey, certain bodily fluids, chowder base, snails, snail trails, tomato paste, and mud.


Soup

Juice or Slime and Chunks together, usually with additional flavors with intent to be either eaten or used as a method to create additional goblins.


Steal

Goblins only have one word for borrow, take, buy, sell, gift, recieve, steal, or otherwise transfer possession of an item. It's "steal". This is most likely due to a shaky understanding of human property law.