The Adventures of Edna:

Edna is approximately one hundred and fifteen years old, and mostly deaf. She has entirely too many elbows and knees, but only four limbs, exactly 29 remaining hairs, and no teeth whatsoever. She wears spectacles, but it is unclear how or if they help, being perpetually perched on the end of her alarmingly long nose, not in any useful spot for her bloodshot hazel eyes unless they are pointing directly down said nose. Her favorite outfit is a sea-foam green dress, short sleeved and mid-thigh (the first thigh), with cream lace on the edges and a high collar. She wears a pair of dark-raspberry-pink boots that were put on a decade or so ago, but got wet and shrunk to her feet, never to be removed. When she is feeling fancy, she carries a patent-leather purse and has her nails done the same raspberry pink. When she is feeling cold, she wears her Long Furbipede scarf; a self-attaching form of partial taxidermy done on the undying Furby of the Long Furbipede genus; keeping it fresh and fluffy and unlikely to escape, but still allowing for some leg movement, blinking, ear wiggles, and gentle whispers of the Furby language.

Edna Goes to the Grocery Store

As the embodiment of the most catastrophic old person anyone has ever had the misfortune to encounter as a customer, this is indeed an adventure. Behold as Edna goes shopping for fruit; attempting to find her favorite apples and avoid those nasty oranges (why make a fruit that is impossible to peel?)